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Jul 31 '10

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Meanwhile In New York of the Day: Some lady jumps on the tracks at the Harlem-125th Street station following an alleged dispute with a her girlfriend and threatens to kill herself, but quickly remembers she forgot to spin her totem and gets the hell out of there.

[thanks ben!]

i take the train here everyday..damn.

Oh this is great. I take the train here almost everyday. -sigh-

FORGOT TO SPIN HER TOTEM
FORGOT
TO SPIN
HER TOTEM

I CAN’T 

 omg, i cant even. what. hahah.

what is a totem?

NOOOO GO SEE INCEPTION GAWDDDD 

Then you’ll know what a totem is.

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  1. verolpstalker reblogged this from brokengirlsoldier
  2. rinnaite reblogged this from thedailywhat
  3. chanelcjm reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Now I can officially say that Ive seen it all!
  4. baratrodelcaos reblogged this from thedailywhat
  5. kiki-miserychic reblogged this from katelinbrooke
  6. awolxfromfatcamp reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    this is why I don’t go passed 96th street lol. Na,...seriously, this is retarded.
  7. ebecks reblogged this from telephoneboxes and added:
    NOOOO GO SEE INCEPTION GAWDDDD Then you’ll know what a totem is.
  8. telephoneboxes reblogged this from barackattack and added:
    what is a totem?
  9. barackattack reblogged this from gaudyo and added:
    omg, i cant even. what. hahah.
  10. lazybaby reblogged this from thedailywhat
  11. gaudyo reblogged this from teresalikesyourface and added:
    FORGOT TO SPIN HER TOTEM FORGOT TO SPIN HER TOTEM I CAN’T
  12. konisu reblogged this from heynubcake and added:
    The blue shirt guy who went down to help her out - omg, if he got hit instead of her, that would be such a fucking...
  13. reallydude reblogged this from thedailywhat
  14. slimvixenssavior reblogged this from teresalikesyourface
  15. teresalikesyourface reblogged this from tanishatetrad and added:
    Oh this is great. I take the train here almost everyday. -sigh-
  16. smicklesmackled reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Seriously???? Man, some people are even more messed up than we believe ourselves to be. Interesting thing is I’ve...
  17. heynubcake reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    person screaming, “go die elsewhere!”
  18. whokilledvenus reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    THIS IS WHY THE TRAINS ARE ALWAYS SO FLIPPIN LATE! STUPID ASS NYers
  19. flatliner718 reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    seriously…..spin that fuckin totem.
  20. agentfenris reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Ahhh Harlem. The subway stop right before mine. It’s actually quite...nice neighborhood.
  21. goodbyeanalog reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    “Levantate maricon qu’carajo te pasa
  22. boag48 reblogged this from thedailywhat
  23. thebellsandwhistles reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Bitch, better be glad...MTA is only running like one train in all
  24. tanishatetrad reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    train here everyday..damn.